Smiles of Insanity (A Mario Fan Film)
zacat98 for Bowser
Bowser is usually the big bad of the story so he's not used to being thrown around and turned into a Koopa in distress. He is the large, powerful and arrogant fire-breathing king of the Koopas who kidnaps Princess Peach in pathetic attempts to win her love on an extremely regular basis. He has a deep-set hatred for Mario as his arch-rival since he always comes to Peach's rescue. Despite thinking of himself as the most badass evil villain in the world, deep down, he isn't actually the worst person.
Bowser is:
• not a very large role
• required to swear (if you consider that "swearing")
• required to show romantic love in his own weird way, albeit a love unrequited
His voice should be deep and gruff and growly, but not quite the Cookie Monster impression he had in Super Mario Sunshine; must have an American accent. Feel free to include lines from any of his canonical appearances. Try to imitate the sound and tone of any voice clips he has that aren't from Super Smash Bros. or Super Mario Sunshine. Don't forget to add common noises like roars, evil laughs, growls, barks and whining.
[with a snort] What, can't think of a rhyme for your own name? I got one. "Awful".
[desperately] Alright, alright! I get it! Make me all chubby again or whatever! Just cut to the good bit and give me the damn chicken!
[infuriated] YOU LITTLE FREAK! I'LL POUND YOU INTO CONFETTI!