Hi, this is... Joseph, ahem… Joseph Woodingson, the uh... owner &... well... creator of this beautiful land of fun & imagination, and where the ‘fun, wonder, and magic never end in this land’ where we ‘keep the magic alive’, per se.

Um… welcome to your new and upcoming job here; yes, yes, I’m talking to you, the fulltime and part-time members of our wonderful hardworking team, and I’m honored that you’ve chosen to work & be involved with us to make this place as exciting and amazing for children and families alike.

Hi, you have reached the messaging & answering center for Joseph Woodingson, toymaker & owner of the Zippo’s amusement park. Sorry, but I’m currently not around to take any phone calls at the moment, so please leave your name & number and I’ll get to it as soon as I can. Thank you.