The Best Year
Mihai Matei for Charlie Smoplaffe
Charlie is the amazing gender-neutral main character! They are down on their life and use this pill as a gateway to hopefully make things better. Charlie is just so fucking tired.
(Gender-neutral as in anyone can voice them, not an androgynous voice!)
- english
I saw on TV something about selling a good life and I came to check it out. Is this the place?
Oh. Well, this place seems, in the most non-discriminatory, nicest way, pretty sketchy... I mean I had to walk a quarter of a mile to get here! That is pretty insane. I guess I am just wondering what the science behind this whole "Best year of my life" thing is.
DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I JUST SWALLOWED A BLUEBERRY PIE PILL THAT TASTES TOO DAMN GOOD TO BE TRUE. Doc, give it to me straight. What's gonna happen to me?