You're not sure if there's an enormous outlet around here, and anyway, you can't even lift the enormous plug. 

It's too heavy for a delicate flower like you, toots!

What you witness cannot be described by words. A spectacle transcending time and space. If it is true a thousand angels dance on the head of a pin, then so it seems all universal events imagined and real play on the polarized lens of a Hollywood B-list celebrity.