Let's Read Problem Sleuth

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VA's should apply by 5PM ET Tuesday. Editors will be accepted past the deadline

(Let's Read Jailbreak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkcjuFY_TsM) 

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Other
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: tmjjmt

Nonspecific audition. If your desired role is already cast, feel free to put a voice down here. I'm contemplating having a voice just to read commands and this is likely what I'd pool that from. Just do whatever for the lines.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mobster Kingpin
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: heinousactszx

  • Your PULCHRITUDE stat surges.

    You'll need it to rally your boys. This is all out war.

  • Your MASS now stands multiplied by a factor of a whopping googol. Your MASS exceeds that of the entire universe.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Pickle Inspector
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: viceroyofmontecristo

  • Armed with the MACHINE GUN, you are an unstoppable murdering machine. The heavy weapon is perfect for sating that burning desire to fill something with hot lead.

  • There is a large door guarded by two SURLY THUGS.

    The door is locked. It looks like it will require more weird puzzle shit to open it.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nervous Broad
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: pockysaurus

  • You're not sure if there's an enormous outlet around here, and anyway, you can't even lift the enormous plug. 

    It's too heavy for a delicate flower like you, toots!

  • What you witness cannot be described by words. A spectacle transcending time and space. If it is true a thousand angels dance on the head of a pin, then so it seems all universal events imagined and real play on the polarized lens of a Hollywood B-list celebrity.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Hysterical Dame
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: imfun_iswear

  • You are quite positive there has never been a teddy bear in your apartment, and never will be. Frankly, the notion strikes you as silly and childish.

  • You whistle down a cabby and flip him a spondulick. You tell him there's more where that came from if he keeps the heat on that cheese truck.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ace Dick
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: groeuf

  • You begin to question this feud you've been embroiled in with your neighbor for so long. After all, he did just give you the number for some honest to God whores, even if they did ultimately rob you. He also just helped you escape. Maybe it's time to bury the hatchet and help him out of his office.

  • In a stirring homage to the tubby boy "Chunk" in The Goonies, you lift your shirt and produce the most blubber-jostling jig you can muster. 

  • Really, you are just utterly astounded by how shitty your IMAGINATION is. If your IMAGINATION was a face you would punch it.

    In the face.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Problem Sleuth
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted34061

  • You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

  • Unfortunately, your desk has no drawers, since it is a board resting on some cinderblocks with faux wood panel siding.

    Your pocket however yields bountiful returns. You found some CANDY CORN.

  • You pick up the gun.

    The grip is cold against your palm. This is your only friend in the world right now. It's gonna be a long night.

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