I love watching fire burn things. There's something so peaceful about it, ya know. Maybe we should have a bonfire and get to know each other. Ass and balls I guess.

Hello, I'm hoe number 2. I was sent here because I chopped down the love tree at school. It fell on the school and damaged a large section. I felt kind of bad afterward.

Jesse, Harper took a dump on your bed. I think it's because you made fun of them. You should probably say you're sorry, or something.