1.   'Listen, this is my favorite holiday - but the loss of the Christmas Calamity episode gets to me around this time of year' (miserably - she is remembering her favorite episode we made last year which was deleted along with the channel :/  )2. 'Which was an absolute fucking BANGER if you were fortunate enough to watch it by the way,'   (proudly, emphasis on 'banger', continued dialogue from last line)3. 'Was Mapzio (map-zeeoh) Island ever colonized? Because why do we have to watch this shit every Christmas?' (Somewhat irritated, Mapzio Island is the island the show takes place on, she is criticizing why they have to watch the Queen of Englands xmas speech when it isn't a British island)

4. 'We should dress up as mall Santas for the lulz. Also, call me by my real name or don't call me at all.' (Matter-of-factly and confident to begin, agitated towards the end at a nickname she doesn't like)5. 'Hohoho, what would you like for Christmas?'(Badly mimicking Santa)6. 'eehhhh... hmmm (thinking noises lol)...world peace.'(In response to the person asking what SHE would like for Christmas as a response to previous line, says 'World peace' very confidently and matter-of-factly again)

7 ' You have to have subtitles on to understand that joke, it's a spelling joke.' (I imagine this to be similar to how Peter Griffin from Family Guy explains the jokes in the series and breaks the 4th wall sometimes, do you know what I mean lol? If not, here is an exaple! https://youtu.be/ovZq09yfZPc )8. 'To slap Charles in the face, and to flick Vas - because his crimes against me weren't as bad, but pissed me off nevertheless.'(Grunting/in pain - in response to Santa asking her what her xmas wish is, Charles and Vas are her friends who screw her over pretty badly in this episode lol!)