Noir Detective Parody

Katabelle Ansari for Secretive Witness (who is also a horse)

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Voice Actor
Secretive Witness (who is also a horse)
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She sounds fairly motherly and sweet, with an older tone in her voice like she has seen it all. Yet there is also a shakiness there: she's hiding something and she fears the detectives that have come to wrestle the information out of her. Think of it, like... A mother who is lying to her son's parole officer, inexperienced with lying and trying to protect someone.

Yes, the witness is a horse. Don't question it. It's funny, horse sounds will be added in post-production to make it even funnier. If you can do something horse-related in your audition, than I implore you to go nuts, but it's not required.

  • It's a specialty recipe that my mom passed down to me when I was just a filly. The trick is to season the hay with just a few pinches of ground-up pebbles.

  • Don't knock it until you've tried it. It's not just hay, I've also cooked in some grass and wheat. Delicious and nutritious, perfect for helping little girls like you grow up to be big and strong.

  • I guess I have no choice but to spill the beans, huh? Ask me anything, and I'll tell you the truth this time.

Katabelle Ansari
Noir Detective Parody
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