Carnival of Carnage
mnlopez for Vidalia "V" Jacobsen, World Record Marriage Counselor
Vidalia "V" Jacobsen is a 20 year old girl with a medium tone voice. She is a little person (medically: has dwarfism) and struggles to be recognized in her field when her sessions are done in person. Since becoming 18 she has solved 500 different marital crises in her time as a counselor, though her appointments have been mostly over zoom, where clients can only see her shoulders and her face due to negative reactions from clientelle. She enjoys home cooked meals, a nice warm bed, and most importantly, a happy little home to end the day in.
"Hello... I'm Vidalia, like the onion. .... But you can just call me V. ... Sorry, I thought we were done talking. Did you need something?" (distracted)
"Friendship is a lot like a marriage. I mean, not to imply... Whatever. It's a promise. A promise to do better and be better for the person who care about. It's the same principle, really. I like to break things down into simple terms for each and everyone of my clients, and the same goes for my new friends: I promise to take good care of you." (amicable)
"You don't understand! None of you could understand! Nobody every takes me seriously! I stand up, and they think "who's this kid playing matchmaker" or "poor thing, I could just squeeze her and take care of her" or even "why does she look like that"! I need this World Record more than anybody! I need people to recognize WHO I AM!" (killer breakdown)
