Carnival of Carnage
Cursed with Glorious Purpose for Abel Alecsandri, World Record Playwright
Bio -Actually quite a nice guy, just unfortunately very creepy. Speaks in a very lofty way, but doesn't have a Romanian accent (can be included optionally) like his parents, as he was raised in the states. Enjoys being tailored, trying on new clothes,, and most importantly, writing Shakespearean tragedies. Sometimes makes out of pocket comments about life and death and the fragility of life due to having lost so many relatives to cancer, but doesn't realize this comes off as him plotting something heinous.
“My name is… Abel… Abel Alecsandri… Tell me; why is it called a Trolley Problem when there is no Trolley Solution?” (airy, mysterious)
“Oh, what a wonderful surprise… It appears we have gained what is known as a… kinship… I look forward to studying your habits further.” (cheerful)
“You… you found me out! A shakespearean tragedy to the very end; that is my life. Oh, how I felt so alive in those moments, snuffing a life out… Was that my line?” (killer breakdown)
