The Bad Guys: The Musical
Mia Grayson for Tiffany Fluffit
Tiffany Fluffit, descendant of Muffet Fluffit, is an ace reporter for Channel Six Action News, and the most famous one at that. This perky reporter gained her fame by reporting on only the most exciting suspenseful stories in all of California (but mostly stays in LA), making Action News the most deserving of it's name. Tiffany is unforgivingly adventurous, going wherever the story leads no matter now dangerous. While she may seem nothing but happy-go-lucky on the outside, Tiffany is tremendously stressed by the pressures of not just a reporter, but a famous one at that.
(Energetic) What up? It’s Tiffany Fluffit, channel six action news! The Bad Guys walk free! Every single fine brought onto this contemptible crew has been fully paid off! The question on all our minds is this; what will the Bad Guys do next? On the scene, again, is Governor Foxington to comment on the state’s recent goings on.
(stressed) You don't understand, Mister Wolf! we have to do this! Everybody else on action news has something, everyone! But I'm the one the whole world has their eyes on, because you and your gang are the ones they're the most interested in! There are so many people out there who depend on me! People who watch Action news just FOR me because my stories on you are the only thing that brings them life! God knows, if I miss out on anything you do, I will fail everyone involved, especially now! That's why I followed you here, Mister Wolf! Because I have to follow your adventures if by tomorrow I don't want the sun to rise on my! Dead! Corpse!
(Somber) Tonight is a night we all hang our heads in sadness and disappointment. The Bad Guys, once thought to have finally made a change and joined society, have shown their true colors once and for all by stealing the Love-Crater Meteorite at Professor Rupert Marmalade's Gala For Goodness. This reporter supposes that it just goes to show; that some animals, like our governor, will step up and break their mold. While others embrace it fully.
