[Said in a intimidating tone as you make a epic entrance onto the battle field.] "Lucarcious, long time no see.. I'd advise you to leave my little bro alone, but I guess it is too late for that.." 

[You chuckle when your little sister, Cynthia, hugs you. You haven't seen her since she was about four so she only remembers you a little, but you are glad she isn't hurt.] "Hey kiddo, god damn have you grown- The hell are the maid's been feeding you? Weed grow?-" 

[In shock, happy crying. You just learned of the human and giant alliance and that you're a uncle.] "O-oh wow- That's amazing!"