"Hi, I would like to order 1 large cheese pizza, please. Yeah, just deliver it to Batman's lair, you know, the Batcave. [Laughter] Thanks. Heh. Let's see Batman get out of this one." 

"Hey, cut me a break would ya? I was forced to retire after you did, Batman! Now I'm working at Mcdonald's and getting paid $3 an hour. Don't you know how unsafe it is to be a criminal these days? The Seven don't just give you a slap on the wrist and send you to Arkham like you used to! Homelander paralyzed Bane and decapitated Mad Hatter. That's no fun at all!"

"Not so fast, Batman. I have a bus full of children hanging from the top of a skyscraper in West Gotham. A detonator has been given to the mayor of this city that if pressed, will snap the wire holding the bus on said skyscraper. Now, the mayor is hooked up to a machine I invented that is slowly drilling a hole into the side of his head. If he doesn't use said detonator to kill said children, then a bomb will go off in Gotham City library, BUT... if the library---"