Tony Stark: Got a passport?

Peter Parker: [chuckling] Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.

Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?

Peter Parker: No.

Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.

Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany!

Tony Stark: Why?

Peter Parker: I got... homework.

Tony Stark: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Tony Stark: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?

Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.

Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.

Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.

Tony Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. "Underoos!"

[webbing comes down, grabs Cap's shield and cuffs his hands. Spider-Man lands on a nearby truck holding Cap's shield]

Tony Stark: Nice job, kid!

Spider-Man: Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's... it's perfect, thank you.

Tony Stark: Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.

Spider-Man: Okay.

[salutes]

Spider-Man: Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.

Tony Stark: Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...

Spider-Man: [waves] Hey, everyone.

Tony Stark: Good job.