The Bad Guys: The Musical
Brittany Morgan Williams for Diane Foxington
Diane Foxington, formerly the Crimson Paw, is probably the only person in all of LA more cunning than Wolf. Before, Diane was the greatest thief in the country. But now, she uses her skills to help people as the governor of California. Unlike most people, Diane believes Wolf can become better and constantly supports him in the public eye. Although, Diane never hesitates to put Wolf in his place whenever he begins to overstep. And unlike most, she does so effortlessly.
(Mocking, condescending) Come on, people. Let's get real for a second. The Bad Guys have admittedly wreaked havoc on our fair Los Angeles for the past six years. But before you know it, they’re gonna be yesterday’s news. No matter how much priceless art or how many mile-high piles of cash they amass.
(Annoyed, exasperated) Wolf, you’re one of the best thieves in recent history and you can’t pull off a single heist just because you’re not benefiting from it? It’s as if you want to get sent back to prison! And my fuse is about this short right now, so you’re this close to getting your wish!
(Sentimental, romantic) You probably don’t believe me, but I still remember when we met back in high school. It’s amazing how little we’ve changed since then. You know, I don’t think we ever officially broke up. And with how things are going right now, I don’t think we’ll have to. Because whatever was there between us,...it still is, Moe Wolf.
