(You're having a /great/ time. Essentially Deadpool or Batman is in your alley right now, doing vigilante justice and incredibly bloody murder, and you have a chance to live-stream it. You're not taking the situation seriously beyond the excitement, because it doesn't affect you personally and you're young.)

"Hey guys, you will not believe this, but it’s 8:22pm right now, and Mr. Fuck-You-Up is IN my alley, killing shit right now! -- Yeah, I dunno what happened--heard some voices and a gunshot. Looks like maybe that girl over there was gettin’ raped, but you know Anti- Rape Batman. So yeah, he’s totally ripping these guys to shreds."