The Bad Guys: The Musical
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Moe Wolf (known to the world only as Mr. Wolf) is the leader of the Bad Guys crew, and boy is he good at it. With his sneaky hands, his ingenious planning skills, and his ability to acquire the layout of just about any and every location, Mr. Wolf is a true master of crime. With his silver tongue, Wolf has the whole world wrapped around his finger while others only act like it.
(laid back, kinda shootin' the breeze) Hey, you! Yeah, you all! I know what you’re thinking, first the book than the movie and now this? Well, news flash. It’s a crime to not have watched slash read all three. And let me make it clear. Those wolves from the two that came before me? Completely different Mister Wolfs. Now that that’s out of the way let’s get started.
(starstruck, giddy) Listen, Snake. You know how you said you’d be cool with me getting a girlfriend despite us being boyfriends? Well, this is it! I mean, just look at Diane! I got a silver tongue, but she’s got a platinum tongue! She can kick above her head like it’s nothing! I could go on and on and on about her, but you’d probably get bored. Point is, you can’t blame me for wanting a piece of that fox. And I wouldn’t be able to blame you!
(incertain, hesitant) I mean… he’s a good guy, a great guy even. And I know he loves me. He just probably thinks that manipulating me is the only way to keep me with him. If he knew that that didn’t matter and I would just love him anyway, we wouldn’t have a problem! But I guess the past was just so cruel to him that he thinks the real Harvey Snake is just too much of a monster for anyone to love.
