The Bad Guys: The Musical
Garfield the Monday Killer for Javier "Harvey" Snake
Javier "Harvey" Snake (Known to everyone except Mr. Wolf as Mr. Snake) is the Bad Guys’ second in command. Despite having no hands, Snake is a master safecracker, having mastered the art by age fifteen. He may seem jaded on the outside, but on the inside, Mr. Snake is just about the biggest softie you’ll ever meet. He loves his adopted family more than anything he knows but almost always shows that love passive-aggressively.
(confident, arrogant) Of course, I can’t be surprised by how far I’ve gotten. I mean, I did kinda bring us all together. I mean, after the LCM fell, you guys and I all got mutated. There wasn’t anyone to take you in, so I did. When I found you, though, all I saw was my shot at revenge on society for not accepting me. But then I realized how much you guys meant to me. And more importantly how much I meant to you all. And when I found Wolf, he’d been speeding down the freeway with half of LA’s police force after him and I knew I had to have him in my belfry
(sincere) Moe. Wolf cub. Listen. I don’t wanna see your heart broken like mine was. People like you and me, the world doesn’t accept us. And trust me, I wish it was different as much as you. Probably even more. But sometimes you just gotta accept reality. This is one of those times. Remember, Moe. I’m saying this because you’re one of the few things in my life that I really truly love. Never forget that.
(Angry, distraught) You’d really give up everything we have for some…woman! We spend nearly our entire lives together, and this is how you repay me? IT’S HOW ALL OF YOU REPAY ME?! Well, I guess it’s my fault for believing I had a family that would never leave me. You know what, give her the dolphin for all I care! But don’t come crying to me when everyone sees you for what you really are; scary, good-for-nothing, MONSTERS!