MIDMORTIS!
Tristanier for Seymour Sightley (A Ghost Optometrist!)
so Seymour is a funny little fuckhead he is an optometrist, he's a very chipper dude but in a creepy way. the two sort of 'references' i have for him are the mirror man from jack staubers 'opal', and the dentist from the little shop of horrors musical. personality and tonality wise. He's a tad unhinged, but most of the time speaks with the projection and confidence of any 50-60's suburban utopia breadwinning businessman/husband. He steals people's eyeballs lmao
Sit down now, sit! (pause) SIT!
(Quieter, quickly)Thank you! Now, let’s see, let’s see...
(As though he’s studying. Make it almost creepy.) Hm. Yes. Ah how marvelous! You have wonderful eyes, wonderful wonderful wonderful eyes! Heheha! Y’know eyes like these can really get the job done, useful things those orbs! The gift of SIGHT! Crazy how that works, huh? Crazy crazy…(Sighing) If only, oh if only one could share that usefulness to others with no trouble, hmm? (A little strained) HAHA! I’m JOKING! Joking. Yes, joking. Kiddin’ around. Yes. ANYWAYS! Why don’t you peer into this phoropter for me, hm?