The Art of Acting (Animated Sitcom)
jkbravo3 for Ernest "Ernie" Forrest
ERNIE FORREST, 17, Junior.
Ernie is an asshole. The de facto leader of the Drama Club's greatest rivals, the band kids, Ernie is always trying to find ways to bring them down, while also trying to get a date from Ava, who wants nothing to do with him. He is a misogynist, a general asshole, and acts like a fascist dictator to the band kids. He's an acne-ridden, entitled, selfish little weasel.
He is not as charming or handsome as he thinks he is, and an important thing to note is that he poses no actual threat to the Drama Club, and none of them ever willingly participates in his antics.
TL;DR This guy fucking sucks.
FOR YOUR AUDITION: ONLY READ THE LINES THAT ARE SAID BY THE CORRESPONDING CHARACTER
ERNIE: Greetings, thespians. I couldn't help but overhear your incessant whining.
SCOTT: What do you want, Ernie?
ERNIE: Relax, I come in peace. Enrollment has been low for band, too, so we have a common goal.
ERNIE: One of the many things I love most about you is how you can control your libido around me. I know it's tough.
AVA: What are you even doing here?
ERNIE: I am simply here to add one more skill to my list of many.
ERNIE: What's in the package?
SPENCER: None of your business. I bought it online.
ERNIE: Ah! A fellow connoisseur of online shopping, I see. Do you know about the websites where you can buy human organs?
SPENCER: What?
ERNIE: You never know when you need a spare. I keep 3 kidneys in my freezer at all times.
