OMORI: The Musical.
Leonora Ekaterina for LIFE JAM GUY
The LIFE JAM GUY is essentially a parody of the Kool-Aid Man. Consider this when auditioning. Voice should be deep, gruff and totally radical, dude. Also, it isn't a requirement but feel free to give us your best 'Oh yeah!!' at the end of the audition.
Hey, kids! I'm the LIFE JAM guy!
I sell LIFE JAM! It really works!
Would you like a free demo?
Don't be ridiculous... Of course you do!
How did you like my free demo? Haha, I'm kidding.
I know you loved it!
Oh! I see you are still hurt. No worries! I will heal you, haha!
Thank you so much for your audition!! We were impressed with your LIFE JAM GUY voice, and we did get the old commercial vibe!! Sounded almost like he'd take a break mid-battle to tell us about the dangers of bullying, and that's definitely the voice we had in mind for this role!!
Doing drugs aint cool kids, but doing LIFE JAM is RADICAL DUDE