“Hey, didn’t I shatter your nose on the boat the other night? Thought so, I always recognize a face. Well, apologize in advance for the massive amount of bridge-work and jaw wiring you’re gonna need.“

“This is the easier of my two tasks. Breaking into Gotham police headquarters. Through the front door. Using protective coloration. Working fine. Until someone notices I’m thirty miles off my beat.”

“I couldn’t have done any worse if I had a doctorate in stupidity. For openers, I didn’t do a decent recon of the area… I should’ve allowed for the possibility of a delivery guy showing up. Then he had to help me! Humiliating…“