(Angry) SPIDER-MAN?! What a fraud! Does a couple of wrestling matches and thinks he's the all star! He's even too afraid to show his face!

(Passionate)  I want you on this Spider-Man case. Get an exclusive interview with this masked menace and we'll show the world what he's really about! The competition might be outselling us now, but ol' J Jonah Jameson still knows a thing or two about selling the news. Do you know what's better than giving the readers something they love? SOMETHING THEY HATE! And then nothing and no one can stop the Daily Bugle from being the HIGHEST SELLING PAPER IN THE CITY!

(Impressed / Proud)  I'm impressed Miss Brant. And I'm not an easy man to impress. You have single handedly managed to turn the entire city against this wall crawling weasel! Our numbers haven't been this high in years!