Sylvester Ashling is a prodigy epithet user who graduated college and became a psychologist at the age of 15. Unfortunately, he's also massively gullible and childish, and HATES being called a child.

His entire song is making fun of "smart" characters who use chess motifs but do it wrong.

CHARACTER-SPECIFIC RULES:

• I don't have a specific voice type in mind; all voices welcome to apply.
• This is most a gimmick song, with the humor derived from the lyrics. As long as you're articulate, you may mess around and have fun with it.
• This can be an extremely acting-heavy song if you want it to be. The fun of "stupid teen trying to sound smart" is more important than the quality of your singing.
• The speed of this song makes it nearly impossible to sing without taking huge breaths. You may record in multiple takes and string lines together if this is an issue for you.
• Here is the clip of the song to sing: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hFWS9z6KV1uYz41n88ZdSu0A2jvD9PJj/view?usp=sharing
• Here is a demo of me singing it so you place the words down correctly (if you misplace words, I'll assume you didn't listen to the demo and you will be automatically rejected): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1i0XiQ0xOg2X3HQUR3J3afCXw6_w05KzR/view?usp=sharing