Heaven For Everyone (A Full Feature-Length Resident Evil Parody) [REDUX]
MaddieShallan for Rebecca Chambers
Former S.T.A.R.S. medic turned researcher, Rebecca heads the BSAA’s… well, research division. Out of all the characters involved in this whole shindig, Rebecca is probably the sanest of the lot. Probably.
In actuality, Rebecca secretly spends most of her downtime writing copious amounts of erotic fanfiction of Cloud and Tifa from Final Fantasy 7. She’s also very fed up with this whole “Redfield Lineage” business, but that’s to be expected. She’s the closest thing to “normal” in this world full of eccentric people. Honestly, at the end of the day, Rebecca just wants to go home, grab a cup of tea, boot up her PC and write some seriously “high-action” erotic fanfiction between Cloud and Tifa. That’s all she really wants to do. …Not that she’d tell anybody, of course.
In her younger days, she was full of life and energy. But now, as a grown-ass adult in a crazy-ass world, Rebecca is much more world-weary. She just wants to finish the job and head home. But of course, it’s never that easy, especially with how crazy all her friends are.
Think of her as the lone straight man in a crowd full of fools. That describes HFE’s Rebecca to a tee.
Voice Type: Serious, Solemn, Deadpan
NOTE: In the latter half of Resident Evil: Vendetta (and consequently Heaven For Everyone) Rebecca gets captured by Arias and is injected with a virus. This virus constricts her breathing and weakens her immensely, so expect a good portion of her lines to be breathless words and efforts.
(Serious, Fed-Up) Leon… Chris has poured a lot of resources into finding you. He’s mobilized all 8 branches of the BSAA, spent half of their yearly budget over the course of two weeks, and hell, he’s even roped me into this! Would you at least listen to what we have to say first... please?
(Angry, Exasperated) Do you know what I could be doing right now? Do you have any idea? I could be working on a cure for all the new viruses out there. I could be analyzing all the petabytes and petabytes of research data we get everyday. I could be writing erotic fanfiction of Cloud and Tifa passionately getting it on with each other while Aerith and Zack watch from the lifestream! But can I do any of that? No! I have to sit here and play babysitter to dumb and dumber!
(Struggling, Weak) [STRAINED, PAINED BREATHS] …It’s no good Chris….. I… I can’t-... you.. you have to... kill... me.....
Very well done! I really liked how done with Leon and Chris you sounded!