Well, I came outside this morning to walk a little bit, and I happened to glance over here and saw something moving on the ground. I came over, thinking it was somebody’s dog who had gotten loose or something, and I found this guy. He was dressed just like that but his hands were tied behind his back, and he was gagged. I called the police immediately and then I untied and ungagged him.

This doesn’t look good does it?

If he was going to use my tomb, it wouldn’t be here. I’ve always found this place pretty creepy. That’s why several years ago I bought my family a crypt in Fairhaven.