You can back me up on this. You’ve seen Juno, yeah? You think he’s cute, right?

[excited] I know! I, like, did not expect a thing! We were chatting earlier and he admitted he liked me; oh my God he was so cute and awkward!

[drunk] I ha-hate Jack. He is such a… such… such a… bitch. I deserve a… someone like Ben. He is so beautiful. Like you. You hate everything, but you’re still beautiful. You’re like… you’re a ghost. I love you so much… so much. Don’t be… don’t… sad anymore.