The RPG (Podcast/Audiobook)
The Bardic Menace for Erica Blossom
MAJOR ROLE/ MAIN CHARACTER
Erica is a 21-year-old woman who starts off as a normal burned-out writer in college. One night as she was trying to find motivation for her fantasy-style book she passed out by her computer. When she woke up she was in a completely different world. Instead of a human, she was an elf in a different body. Erica has sexual trauma causing her to have hypersexuality. You must be over 18 to audition for this role. Be willing to scream, shout, make action noises, and be comfortable talking about sex.
(In this scene Erica learns her guild member snuck off constantly to be with a man they had only been dating for an hour. Erica is very pissed off.)
"AN HOUR? ONLY AN HOUR??? IS THIS WHERE YOU WENT THE LAST COUPLE NIGHTS?"
(Protective with a bit of sass)
"You have 5 seconds to explain what the hell you are doing with her before I lose my damn patience."
(Confused and attempting to reason with herself)
"Oh, my god-was I kidnapped?! Even if I was I guess they gave up."