[Your fan-girl sister is praising you]

(Embarrassed) Aw you don't need to say that Binka >w<

[Your friend is comparing you to a hypocrite]

(Angry, low menacing tone) You know what? Since you like him so much why don't you ask him to move in? Heck- why not ask him to be your new classmate? Why ask him to be your lifelong companion?! Because I'm sure he won't leave you the moment you need him the most! 

[You want to share a peice of advice with your saddened classmate]

(Calm , soothing tone) I don't know what you're feeling right now , and truth is , no one ever will. But that doesn't mean we won't be here for you. you've managed to hide these emotions from people for so long , now it's time to empty the bucket and start afresh. And all of us will be right here , right by your side.