“Alright crew, listen up! We made it past the sea monster, now it’s time to collect our booty. Scour the island, we’re not leaving here until we have our treasure. Now get moving, before I make you all walk the plank! None shall stop us, for you’re the crew of the Impostorble, and I am your Captain, the Dread Pirate Red, ha ha ha ha!”

“Excuses, excuses! That’s all I’ve been hearing since we got here! Isn’t there one competent pirate among us?”

“So, came for the treasure did you? What a coincidence, so did I. We should… work together.”