No! Precure 5 (Yes! Pretty Cure 5 Abridged)
ayreth for Masuko Mika
Mika is the chief editor of the Cinq Lumieres News. Her goal is to get the "scoop" on Pretty Cure, but she always either fails or is distracted by Natts. She often uses tactics commonly used in tabloids in order to increase the sales of her papers such as exaggerations of news events, scandal-mongering, and sensationalism. She also talks fast and uses alliteration in her everyday speech.
(Dramatic) Gr~~~eetings, my candy-coloured compadres! I am the massively meticulous multimedia mastermind, Masuko Mika of the Cinq Lumiere News!
Don't worry about it. It's just some journalistic liberties to intricately increase interest and incentive in idols through insanely in-depth information gathering.
(Surprised) Oh my god! A handsome herculean hunk here to handle this humble housing of goods!