Cash Prize Short Writing + Audition Contest, Guest Narrator for Comedy Channel, Gamer out there? 1 Female Opening for Cast
dracogriffin for Male Talent
Do you want to join our channel? Do you have the time? If so, please, please audition here! You must have skype if you audition for this role. I will pick out possibly more than one person. I will asscess what you are good at based on past auditions as well, and find roles specific to your talents.
If you like pina coladas! And getting caught in the rain. The feel of the ocean- the taaaste of champaigne. IF YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE AND MIDNIGHT. In the dunes of the cape! Then I'm the VA you've looked for- write to meee and escape.
[Lowest deepest voice.] Best audition ever. Cookies. Milk. Ice cream. Lactose Intolerance.
[Mid voice.] I really like comedy and will take literally any role you have without a question.
[Highest voice.] I am a rock. I am an island. You can't do to me anything I haven't done to myself.
[Try to be a woman.] Brittish people really think this is funny, you kow?
(Utter improv. Or theme: What it's like to direct shitty comedy.)
After getting interrupted a few times, I decided to keep the last one in. Side note: the laughing at the end was cut out because it didn't really showcase anything
Yeah! Someone finally sung it! AND THEY GOT THE SUBTLE TYPOS CORRECT! You are good at following direction. And I like your weird Stitch voice a lot. That last take was funny. We generally keep a few of our bloopers for the blooper real at the end of videos, and a few people of the cast are prone to spontaneous fits of laughter mid take. Editing is kinda like banging ones head upon a watermelon for quite some time. | While this was probably your best audition so far, your recording is leaving you washed out and tinny. Whatever mic you're using isn't picking up your vocals, it's just picking up noise (and makes its own). E.g. the throat makes a subtle vibration and your lower end has its own noise, and this mic isn't picking up those nuances that make us human. It's changing your pitch and slightly detuning you. While many projects on this site wouldn't care, we have transitioned into cartoons along with our usual bullshit and I can't have clips of my animation examples (the ones that are actually not redundant humor) paired with a bad mic when building a portfolio.