Cash Prize Short Writing + Audition Contest, Guest Narrator for Comedy Channel, Gamer out there? 1 Female Opening for Cast

Project Overview

Temporary but Functional Website

Information to newly casted VAs here. ^^^


See the 'Writing Contest' Audition below for information and links. You do not need a good mic for THAT audition. Auditioning for the audition contest is optional, you can skip to the writing contest in the link provided there.


Purpose of the channel:

The end goal is to draw attention to the voice actors who cast in our series, revolving around the WORST writing, scripts, stories, bad breakups, game voice overs and live stream, and occasionally original cartoons. We move fast, videos released every Friday. Cast members are assigned based on their talent and characters - we keep a perminant cast with occasionally side/guest actors.. And voice actor spotlights will be given to those who stick around and become the 'main cast' of their own free will, an entire episode that is an interview with that voice actor, their demo reel, contact information, ect.


Do not audition if you are recording with the following: A potato. A Siberian microwave. A cellphone. Some random laptop mic. Edit: Everyone is casted, videos are being made, but still considering male 'on call' casters (especially for live streaming) and one female perminant spot still open.  If you want more information on acredidation, how you would be paid, and how you would be promoted, PM me and I'll give you my sykpe. Auditions will close very soon.


If you cannot edit your own audio, we will do it for you- but it still has to have no pops on the P's, no background noise other than at the most, a soft computer fan that can be noise reduced out. It must be editable audio- no chairs moving, so on so forth. We take voice quality seriously because that is the point of the series- to have terrible humorous or cringe worthy scripts with great voices behind them.


You must be able to get lines in on a 3 day deadline. Our videos come out weekly and the time frame is short! Not everything is 3 days, most of it is 14-18 days, but if you are a one liner per episode or side caster, you will not have many lines and must be prompt in delivery.


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You must be willing to cuss, be a little culture/race insensitive (although we already have cast members from a wide ethnic background), and take any cringy horrible role that is given to you. In this casting, auditioners were MEANT to pronounce the bad English because the entire script was written by a German and the bad English was the point. We do a wide variety of stuff. It's a comedy channel. So expect mahem and uncomfortable roles.

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  • Production is Coming Well

    All of the lines are finished, the blooper reel is hilarious and everyone did their own original part, I would like to welcome the new cast members. A website is being made right this moment for new VAs to see how they will be promoted with a 'introducing cast member' video, credited, the direction we are trying to go in future episodes- along with a way to get paid.


    Those late to the party:

    Put in a Female Talent or Male Talent audition and if you seem to seep comedy, I will contact you. While I prefer a main cast, the character roles are many and sometimes first come first serve- to whoever is online on skype and can take the role that night. I'm looking to have about 9 members total- especially if we do move on to video game streams along with voice overs, so enough people are online at a time to do such a thing.


    Down Time
    As these last two videos are finished up, there is some down time before the next releases, so anyone who is late in auditioning wont have anything to do for about 4 days. I am going to try to get ahead of releases so everyone has a fair 3 days to get me their lines when requested. In the event they do not meet the 3 days, and we need the release, sadly someone else might have to voice the role. [People get sick, bad things happen, I understand, you will still get more opportunities.]
  • Update: Important to know for future casting.

    Even if you weren't casted in a role, if I like your audio quality or acting skill (conveying emotion in lines) I will still contact you to keep you 'on call' for future roles in the series. There is a wide variety of things we need voices for, if you have the time. I will leave a comment to everyone to tell them if I will be contacting them for more information or the reason I did not.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Police "Guy"
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: gyorgysva

Police guy only has one line. Multiple takes are encouraged, I will cut out the line I like best for his role, and if I did not double cast one of the other characters with Police Guy, I will contact you for information on where to link for you VA credit and to get another line from you for the blooper reel.

  • stop james ve are police guys ve arrets you

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Boss Guy
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: thomasr

Again, I will probably just use one of the takes you make for the audition, I'll contact you for a retake if I like your voice but not your line. Please use a deep voice. It can be fake deep, or even with effects, the words just have to be made out.

  • YOUS VILL NOT DEFEAT ME I MUST RULE FOREVER

  • (Sound effect of Boss Demon Guy's death.) Arrrghh! (Or whatever other sound you wish to make, today.)

  • (Improv: A brief short on what it's like to be a Demon Boss On Mars. Keep it under 12 seconds or shortish. A witty line, something else.)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Narrator
open
Unpaid

This is a one time role. The word count is 2 paragraphs.Clear voice, good mic, is a must. 3 Day deadline to turn in lines.

  • I ended up running into somebody, who turned out yo be Malfoy. He saw me tears and held me to him.

  • I didn't care I was too upset. "Rose, what's wrong?" he asked slowly.

  • "I-I mi-might hace ce-censer," I brook into more tears and Malfoy just held me.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Male Talent
open
Unpaid

Do you want to join our channel? Do you have the time? If so, please, please audition here! You must have skype if you audition for this role. I will pick out possibly more than one person. I will asscess what you are good at based on past auditions as well, and find roles specific to your talents.

  • If you like pina coladas! And getting caught in the rain. The feel of the ocean- the taaaste of champaigne. IF YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE AND MIDNIGHT. In the dunes of the cape! Then I'm the VA you've looked for- write to meee and escape.

  • [Lowest deepest voice.] Best audition ever. Cookies. Milk. Ice cream. Lactose Intolerance.

    [Mid voice.] I really like comedy and will take literally any role you have without a question.

    [Highest voice.] I am a rock. I am an island. You can't do to me anything I haven't done to myself.

    [Try to be a woman.] Brittish people really think this is funny, you kow?

  • (Utter improv. Or theme: What it's like to direct shitty comedy.)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jesus
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: rabidpengu1n

Looking for: Pronounce the typos! Crispness of voice- easy to understand, emotional content- the lines are not just read like a newspaper. This IS an acting role despite the horrible writing, but you can put any interpretation you want on the intonation, any accent is fine, whatever sounds funny but still acting. Natural accents are fine.

  • james lovrenen I am jesus you doed evil thing buy reveng never good you acomplised noting

  • we must take ship and go to marsh to reserch base but ve kill demons who is here

  • we must shoot two rokets to him in same time becaus that is teh weakness

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Female Talent
open
Unpaid

I would like one female 'on call' for our channel if she has the time and the mic. Seriously, that's it. Good voice, willing to do horrible comedy, time.

  • Come hither to thy darketh side, for we have abundant cookies.

  • This is my natural voice, this is my lowest voice and a little more, this is my highest unedited voice.

  • Jack, noo! (Do a 'man' voice:) Never let go, Rose! 

    A ya ya ya ya yaaah cake by the ocean!

    [You're the director now.] Do a cartwheel! Yes! What? Oh, no, I just wanted to see one!

    (Improv here as if you were the director of this series.)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Cash Prize Writing Contest - See link in description.
open
Unpaid

Auditioning the spoken lines is optional, but you must be a member of Casting Call Club to qualify as a contestant. If you do do the spoken audition above, you may win a meager cash prize. The writing prize is higher.


I'm looking to have a terrible "bad fanfictive" written. It is restricted to members of casting call. You do not have to be cast member of our channel to send a writing. More info here: Our Cast Website - Writing Contest

  • ::::::::::$5 Cash prize for best audition of these 3 lines. Paypal required.::::::::::::

    Luke Luck likes lakes. (Surprised.)
    Luke's duck likes lakes. (Angry.)
    Luke Luck licks lakes. (Bemused.)
    Luck's duck licks lakes. (Depressed.)
    Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. (Just married.)
    Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes. (Struck by lightning.)


  • Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

    Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks. (Sung.)

  • How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

    Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

    You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus! (However you want.)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Game Recorders (Non-Live)
open
Unpaid

I need game footage for our VA's to voice over. Yes, we will be doing live streams, but until we can build up enough cast members to record our live streams and upload those, we will be doing skits over game footage. Examples would be the crew for World of Tanks, Blackwake. You don't have to orchestrate a movie like experience, just sending recorded footage from your games we can invent a script for is fine. If you play a lot of stuff, send it our way!


If you DO want to make it a planned/orchestrated game experience (Sims movie, organizing specific takes, ect) that would be fabulous.

  • Just look at the description.

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