"I like lookin' hot

Buying stuff they cannot

I like drinking hard

Maxing dad's credit card

I like skippin' gym

Scarin' her, screwin' him

I like killer clothes

Kickin' nerds in the nose!

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with the quarterback

Honey what you waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore

And step into my candy store"