#YahwehBeSilent. This thread could be over 50 parts long, but I'll try and keep it brief for my own sanity. You are witnessing the birth of the #YahwehBeSilent movement. I won’t be taking questions at this time, but I will be providing something of an explanation. 

Having never been the biggest fan of podcasts, so being spoken about on one, in such detail, with so little lack of consideration. They’ve not won me over to their side yet. 

As I type this, just to be clear, I am #StillofFaith. The only requirements or barriers, as far as I can tell, for making a podcast are owning a microphone, having an opinion, and knowing that the internet exists. When the barrier is THAT low,  subterranean levels of low, imagine my increasingly deficient amounts of surprise when I learned that Yahweh of all people had not only started a podcast, but had used me as the subject of their first episode. If their first episode were going to be about anything or anyone, good money would have been on me. I did try and sue him after all. 

'Yahweh or the highway' launched about three days ago on, where-else, Spotify. Capitalising on the historic supreme court ‘Deity Confirmation’ case, which forced deities to either reveal themselves before March 1st 2023 or risk having their followers become eligible for suits on ‘Deity Neglect’ grounds, Yahweh took to the digital airways to voice their feelings on the subject. 

Of course, none of us were surprised that Yahweh immediately used his omniscience as a gimmick on their show. Of course, Yahweh would spit their bile about the things they witnessed. Of course, Yahweh would mention every minute that led to my divorce, on air, for all to hear, for all to judge. 

I will not be commenting on what happened, besides the fact that I will no longer be supporting #CamillaTheClowngirl’s business. I do not support #HarlotsinRainbowAccentedSlacks. You shouldn’t either. 

Call it petty, I am. Call it optics. Yahweh knows that what they did crossed a line. So, in very brief summary, @Spotify cancel the #YahwehHighway show. Spread the hashtag #YahwehBeSilent, follow me for updates and let them know that just because they’re finally here, doesn’t mean we want them here.