(casual) My name’s Marisha, but I prefer Mari (pronounced Mar-e). Sorry it took me so long to get here. The train was running late and then it took forever for my ride to show up.

(reading) Shocking triple homicide at summer camp. Three counselors were found brutally murdered in their tents at Camp Springwater last night. The police currently have no suspects.

(angry) Look, she might not take this seriously, but I do. I care about my own life so I’m gonna do what I need to do to keep myself safe. Screw her opinion.