(After lying and being questioned)

Well you backed me into a corner!!! How’s a girl supposed to respond to that??

I guess that’s where Gwen’s siblings get their looks from. Especially her brother, Jamie… Is that why I’ve been so attracted to him?! …Or is it ‘cause I have a thing for dads…?

(Talking about wine after drinking)

It *burp* helps if your parents name you after it... I'm a little slow today. Usually I can get more air through my nose...