“Oh my gosh! I’m sad you idiot, not suicidal!"

“I… my parents called to check in on me, and they’re having a great time. And everything is fine and nothing is wrong and I’m just being really dumb and emotional. But they said they were trying to get as much out of it as they could because it’s a ‘once in a lifetime’ thing and… I don’t know. It really upset me.”

“Meanwhile, First Take thinks she’s a divine gift and is angry that not everypony falls to their knees to acknowledge that fact. Star Power thinks she’s a divine gift but isn’t sure how to point that out without being snotty. And Deep Cover and Butter Up are both armored in moral righteousness and the absolute belief that they are the one sole point of wisdom and justice surrounded by us jerkwads. Am I, like, insulting you, or…”