(delivering testimony)

I was selling magazines door-to-door when I saw that man suspiciously exiting the apartment! He left the door wide open, so I peeked inside, and I saw a woman lying on the floor, dead!

(nervous)

I, uh…it must’ve been on a…radio? ...uh, a television show that announced the time!

(enraged, having a breakdown)

Arrrrrgh! Alright, yes! I admit it! I went to her apartment! I was there when she came in and she just wouldn’t stop screaming so I—I—