Fables | THIS PROJECTED HAS BEEN MOVED!
Morganoi for Pinocchio
Child - Teen
Pinocchio is a character in the comic book series Fables. The wooden boy magically brought to life in the story by Carlo Collodi, he was among those Fables who fled to the mundane world and formed a community in New York City. The readers first see Pinocchio during the Remembrance Day gala scene in "Legends in Exile," where he reveals to a fellow Fable that he is angry at the Blue Fairy for granting his wish to be a real boy in such a way that he would never grow up into a man. He is over three hundred years old but hasn't hit puberty. He attends the celebration every year in the hopes that she will show up so that he can finally give her a piece of his mind (and boot).
I am most certainly not having a good time. I never have a good time at this ridiculous celebration.
Because, sooner or later, that blue fairy, who turned me into a real boy, is going to show her face at one of these things, and I'm going to kick her pretty azure ass.
I'm over three centuries old and I still haven't gone through puberty. I want to grow up, I want my balls to drop, and I want to get laid.
