Cash Prize Short Writing + Audition Contest, Guest Narrator for Comedy Channel, Gamer out there? 1 Female Opening for Cast
nathan t esser for Male Talent
Do you want to join our channel? Do you have the time? If so, please, please audition here! You must have skype if you audition for this role. I will pick out possibly more than one person. I will asscess what you are good at based on past auditions as well, and find roles specific to your talents.
If you like pina coladas! And getting caught in the rain. The feel of the ocean- the taaaste of champaigne. IF YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE AND MIDNIGHT. In the dunes of the cape! Then I'm the VA you've looked for- write to meee and escape.
[Lowest deepest voice.] Best audition ever. Cookies. Milk. Ice cream. Lactose Intolerance.
[Mid voice.] I really like comedy and will take literally any role you have without a question.
[Highest voice.] I am a rock. I am an island. You can't do to me anything I haven't done to myself.
[Try to be a woman.] Brittish people really think this is funny, you kow?
(Utter improv. Or theme: What it's like to direct shitty comedy.)
Hey luv, thanks for the audition! Sincerely, your remind me of the voices used in the older Disney movies. Iago (Aladdin), Zazu or Timon, that crispy cartoon character theme. Unfortunately we do A LOT of improv- for the blooper reels, for skits, and ESPECIALLY in the future when we start doing live streams with assigned improv characters in first person shooters. "You! You hear voices and are trying to find them, sometimes listening to what they say." "You are left handed and trying hard not to be and also color blind. We don't expect much of you, but good luck." "You're the only woman but you're transgender so now all of us are men." You might be a good narrator if the audio editor can take out the distance- your recording is a bit hollow, you're not getting the vibration from your throat or the warmth from your tenor. Rattling that overlaps words. If normally this isn't an issue for you, send me another sample.