H E L L O
mandaquila for Funeral Officiator
Age should be older and matured. This is one of the only lines they will have, but the opportunity to be casted for other characters.
Please be seated. We are gathered here this morning in the memory of Tyrone Rose. He passed on March 31st, 2319. As we remember him, our sympathy and prayers go out to the friends and family hat he’s left behind, especially his wife and child, Dena and Phoenix Rose.
While their pain is their own, we can gather here today to give our condolences. And they are joined by extended family, friends, and senators who are here to recognize that a great man has left us today. A man who, if given the chance, would have made the world an even better place.
Please bow your heads in a moment of silence. (a moment of silence passes) Thank you. We will now hear a few words from Dena Rose.
Now… A word from Tyrone’s child, Phoenix,
Thanks so much for your audition! We really enjoyed it!
Not the standard reaction you expect after a funeral speech 😂