University Of Homestuck
arcademike for Homestuck/Kid's Narrator
You will be the "Main Voice Of Homestuck" so to speak, so you will need to have an energetic/engaging voice.
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
This is the dumbest idea you’ve had in weeks!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID. And yet the polished surface of your desk… It beckons.
You see the view of your yard from your window. Hanging from the tree is your TIRE SWING. In a kid’s yard, a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT ALL. And there beside your driveway is the mailbox.