Hamsteak Dubz Jake English Needed
krytonminu for Jake English
Jake English is a young man living on a Pacific Island in the room that used to belong to Jade Harley in the pre-scratch universe. When an attempt was made to name him, it was revealed that he, like Jane, already had a name allocated to his placronym on his thirteenth birthday. Not that it really matters though, as you would have probably just stuck him with some vulgar, childish moniker like "Barfbreath Turdsmirk." His chumhandle is golgothasTerror. His browser of choice is Abraxas.
If you believe in stuff then everything feels like its going to turn out ok.
And if you believe in stuff with enough gusto i dare say it imbues that stuff with a pinch more chutzpah. Even the fake stuff!
I'm not sure he actually has much of a filter when it comes to what others regard as interesting points of conversation.
Not to rag on the guy too hard but i guess at times i would just like to see a little more self awareness from him is all.
Are you saying i have to kiss him... like uh... on the lips... while you stare at me through his sunglasses like a weirdo??
