Hamsteak Dubz Jake English Needed

Project Overview

We are currently looking for a Dirk and Jake specifically for our homestuck dub and homestuck comic dub


You can check out the videos already on our channel here 


We ask that you have a good quality mic and understand that this is a long term project. Dedication and passion are necessary for you to succeed within the group.


That being said, have fun!

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Latest Updates

  • Thank you for auditioning!

    Over the next few days Hamsteak Dubz will be gooing over the auditions to decide on our Jake English!

  • Jake Auditions

    Thank you so much to those who have already auditioned for Jake! We will be extending the deadline for Jake aditions but Dirk will still be cast on or arond october 22nd!

  • Casting Update

    Thank you to everyone who auditioned for Vriska! All your auditions were lovely, and we've found a VA off site who fits the groups needs! Please spread the word that we're still in need of a Jake English! Dirk Strider will be cast closer to october 22nd!

  • Jake English Role

    The role of Jake English has now become available!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dirk Strider
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: clutch roadagain


Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave's Bro. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane as D. Strider, and later by Roxy as di stri.


  • Speaking personally, I'd probably run this sword through my own dick before I could bring myself to kill Roxy. Even for her own good.

  • I might splinter.

    But I don't break.

  • Well, that's a little more badass sounding I guess.

    But I'm not sure I'll ever feel a major need to destroy a soul, unless I become a cartoonishly villainous sorcerer some day.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Vriska Serket
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Cast to an actor off site


Vriska Serket, also known by her Trollian handle arachnidsGrip, is one of the trolls. Her handle relates to her in two main ways. One, arachnids, refers to her interest in and fascination for spiders. The Grip part of the handle most likely represents her power to have a grip on someone's mind, or control it. Her associated zodiac sign is Scorpio (♏) and her horns are shaped like a pincer and a stinger.


  • You don't have to think! Just leave the thinking to me.

    All you have to do is dig deep down, find your hero powers, and get yourself out of this jam.

    You can do it, John. 8e the hero!

    Just like in one of your movies a8out sweaty, rugged adult human males.

  • Tavros, I know no8ody 8elieves me a8out this, pro8a8ly not even a gulli8le dope like you.

    8ut I actually care a8out your advancement as a player.

    Everything I have done has 8een to make you stronger!

  • Man. It is just another waste of time.

    Everything you do is a huge waste.

    A stupid pointless 8unch of w8stey w8stey w8stes.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jake English
open
Unpaid

Jake English is a young man living on a Pacific Island in the room that used to belong to Jade Harley in the pre-scratch universe. When an attempt was made to name him, it was revealed that he, like Jane, already had a name allocated to his placronym on his thirteenth birthday. Not that it really matters though, as you would have probably just stuck him with some vulgar, childish moniker like "Barfbreath Turdsmirk." His chumhandle is golgothasTerror. His browser of choice is Abraxas.

  • If you believe in stuff then everything feels like its going to turn out ok.

    And if you believe in stuff with enough gusto i dare say it imbues that stuff with a pinch more chutzpah. Even the fake stuff!

  • I'm not sure he actually has much of a filter when it comes to what others regard as interesting points of conversation.

    Not to rag on the guy too hard but i guess at times i would just like to see a little more self awareness from him is all.

  •  Are you saying i have to kiss him... like uh... on the lips... while you stare at me through his sunglasses like a weirdo??


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