(Sarcastic) “Oh yeah, you’re right! Just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t be as strong as a bear! I just threw my back out trying to catch you!”

(Sarcastic annoyance) “Oh I know, why don’t you just swim all the way back to whatever wood hole you came out of. *Muttering* Trying to act like you're better just because you can walk on the land and swim in the river.”