"Thankfully, like so many turns of phrase, certain vulgarities have since gone out of fashion, so you may find her speech only mildly offensive."

"We have recited our story to knights, to kings, to fishermen, and farmers. And now, we proudly share it with you."

"Perhaps I should have started the exposition at an earlier point in the story. No worries, we will just have to go out of order a bit."