Good day to you! Don’t let the rural surroundings mislead you! (proudly) We only carry Magnus of the utmost quality.

(demonstrating as he speaks) How would you feel if you opened up a Magnus… and the object crumbled in your hands? You wouldn’t be too happy, my friend. Am I right?

(eagerly) You’re a lucky man, as we’re currently having a sales promotion! Prices don’t get any cheaper than this! Come in, come on in!