Some early lines from the play in which Anthony is quite confident he is being called in by his boss to receive a promotion. Little does he know he is about to be fired.

Margaret: Anthony! So happy you could make it! I hope we didn’t interrupt your busy schedule?

Anthony: No problem at all, it is a pleasure to finally meet you both, as you know my name is Anthony Margarishtay, greetings, Salutations and Hello. 

...after a brief interlude of being distracted Margaret suggests they get back on track.

Anthony: Agreed! Now as I understand you two have taken ownership over the WK5A network and now you are coming to yours truly, Anthony Margarishtay -greetings, salutations and hello- to take on a much bigger role. Now I can't say I'm surprised, I've been saying for years-

Anthony is getting noticeably frustrated due to the fact that his name is being mispronounced but trying his best to keep his composure.

Anthony: No! It's like you're not even trying! It is Mar-Ga-Rish-Tay. Much like Margaritas, but less of an "itas" and more of an "Ishtay"

Todd: like Marishka Hargitay? 

Anthony: well now your saying a completely different name entirely-

Anthony is desperately trying to launch a series of new shows, each one more terrible than the next, this is the first attempt. 

Anthony: Good evening, my name is Anthony Margarishtay, Greetings, salutations and hello! I'm here with my brand new podcast "World's greatest homes"! Now a lot of People have said to me "Anthony Margarishtay, How do you plan on showcasing the worlds greatest homes in a strictly audio based medium like podcast?" And I told them "Just you watch" to which they responded "don't you mean listen?" And I promptly replied "piss off, you wank".