THREESOMME
daemonarcher for Bernhard (swedish chair)
Swedish Man, any nordic or European accents preferable. I want you to sound professional and creepy, not too animated, don't overdo the sexual overtones. Sound like you're selling a product but with a hint of creepiness. Good Luck!
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run run run your hand down my sticky smooth skin, feel my curvaceous body jut out where your bum will sit, i am flushed with colour, fluorescent with modernity. bernhard BERNARD. four silver stick legs angled so perfectly at the right angle, you know i’m cool. meeting at their feet, entwined, merging at the end- oh yeah - leather black slippers on my knees so i don’t slide around the floor when you thump your weight down on my leathery orange pigmented surface. you can sit comfortably thanks to the restful flexibility of this seat. wipe me down. soft, hard wearing and easy care ages gracefully. slick modern mm yeah.
You did very well blending the business man pitch with creepiness. Great job!
How kind of you to say, thank you!